Saturday, July 19, 2008

Back in Kuching

I am back in Kuching for more than a week already. I thought this is the good time for me to blog. I have loads of photos to be uploaded , a lot of experiences about my trips to be shared , and a lot of views to be penned. But sadly and frustrating enough , Streamyx here sucks... Even getting online is sometimes a problem , not to mention uploading photos.
I guess i can only do so when i am back in Czech. I have photos dated all the way back to April about my trip to Berlin , then May to Budapest and June to the Hague , Rotterdam , Antwerp , Brussels and Egypt. What to do , have to wait patiently...
Speaking about my holiday here , i must admit up till now ,nothing great or exciting enough that is worth sharing has happened. Firstly , most of my friends are no longer here in Kuching. Everyone is back for new semester. Secondly , i am still adapting to our Malaysian weather. Ok la , this is not "poyo". "Ceh , konon-kononnya orang pergi belajar kat oversea , balik Malaysia dah komplain komplain..." It's true la , after staying there for 10 months and then coming back home , the heat and humidity is killing me. I take bath on average 5 times a day. So i am too lazy to go out during the day. Thirdly , apart from eating , eating and eating , i don't know what else can i do here in Kuching.
Hoping for greater fun and excitement for the rest of the holidayssss.... Please.....

Friday, July 04, 2008

Amsterdam - Sightseeing

Of course , the Netherlands is not only famous for its Red Light District and Marijuana. Amsterdam has even more to offer-its scenic canals , beautiful , heritage-protected 17th century buildings and also some of Europe's best museums.

Tulip - the flower synonymous with Holland. Too bad the tulip blossoming season was over the time i was there. Anywhere , no harm paying a visit to the famous floating floral market along Singel canal. What is left are wooden tulips for souvenirs , and also buds of tulip which you have to plant it yourself.
And the 17th century buildings here are so unique. Packed closely together , each with its own distinguished architecture , the whole view seems as picturesque as those portrayed in paintings. I guess it's not just adults X-rated theme park , it's also artist's dreamland for inspiration.

And of all these , this house at 7 Singel Street is the narrowest house in the world ,with its width of about 1 meter...And the Dam square is the heart of Amsterdam , with beehives of activities going on everyday , day and night.

And talking about open-mindedness , i think this is another eye opener. Imagine this stand is for peeing. Worst of all , there's no flush , no water tabs , nothing. And these stands are everywhere in the city. One thing i like about Amsterdam - the laid-back , no frills lifestyle. Maybe that is what i see. Basking in the sun , sipping a cup of cappucino and chatting with friends.
Or picnicking in Vondelpark. They really know how to enjoy life. ..
With so many canals here , the best way to explore the city is by taking a boat ride. And we chose the cheapest options , boat-pedaling.
The only museum i visited in Amsterdam - Van Gogh Museum.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Amsterdam - Sins committed

How can you not commit sins in the Sin City? When temptations are luring all around you , that high libido coursing through the blood , that overwhelming curiosity overtaking your sanity , its really hard to say no.

And how can you tell people you have been to Amsterdam when you have not even tried their local delights? The same way as you can't miss Nasi Lemak when you are in Malaysia , or miss Sacher Torte when you are in Vienna , you definitely can't miss cannabis and prostitution in Amsterdam.

Sin 1: Marijuana and Hemp
Amsterdam is the only country which 'legalise' selling of drugs. But the term 'legalise' needs some clarification. The authority don't really legalise cannabis. But they have this tolerance act , in which the selling of drugs is tolerable , but not encouragable. I guess it's just like our budaya Buka sebelah mata , tutup sebelah mata.

And their coffee shop don't really sell coffee. Coffee shops are everywhere , all over Amsterdam. The main difference between coffee shops in Amsterdam and the typical Kopitiam in Malaysia is - they sell cannabis , not Kopi-O.Of course i hav to at least try once. Where can you get the chance to take marijuana without being caught? Don't worry , half a roll of marijuana won't make you can addict. And as creative as Malaysians who can come out with Durian Cake , here in Amsterdam they sell Marijuana Cake and Marijuana Coffee called Space Cake and Space Coffee. Amazing...Sin 2: Prositution

Window prostitution is a norm here in Amsterdam. It is nothing new , and in fact has existed since the olden days. Amsterdam used to and still is an important port. So when the ships arrived with sailors who have not seen girls for months , of course prostitutes were their best options to vent their pent-up sexual desires. And that's how window prostitution became a lucrative business.We followed a Red Light Dostrict tour which costed 21 euros per pax. Anyway , the input we got was well worth the money spent. We got the chance to meet an ex-prostitute Marissa , who is now working very hard to fight for the rights of prostitutes. And we also gained an insight into the world of prositutes , to understand them and to know how they feel.
Of course , wehave our own rights to choose how we want to live our life. Now one should be judgmental over others life. Not all prostitutes are forced into the business , some are willingly choosing this as their profession. The reasons - they like that sexual contact with men , they don't like to live that boring , mundane , routine lifestyle , they enjoy being in this exciting , adventurous business.

And walking around the Red Light District is just like window shopping for men. Really WINDOW shopping! One thing , guys window shop for flesh , not LV bags like girls. And its standard price for all , no bargain , no discount. Flat rate of 50 euros per session lasting 15 min. You get a choice of white , black , asian , fat , thin , transgender , cup A-Z. You name it , they have it.
Of course , condom business is brisk here too. See how much of condoms they use a day...

But one thing , there's not much of photos that i can upload from the Red Light District. No cameras are allowed near the girls , so we can only take pictures from far away , out of their sight. I don't want to risk my camera being thrown into the canal.

The funniest thing is , this chinese temple is built smack in the centre of the Red Light District. What a stark contrast with its surrounding! A neutralizer to all sins committed...

Amsterdam - Sex Museum

3 boys , 1 destination - AMSTERDAM!!!

Amsterdam , undoubtedly the adult wonderland. It's a sin city where you can indulge yourself in almost everything imaginable , not restricted by laws , not bothered by regulations. It's the most liberal country on earth , where prostitution is just like any other business , where taking marijuana is just like smoking normal cigarettes. There's sooooo much to tell....

If seeing nude bodies around is an eye opener , i will say that a trip to Amsterdam is really a mind opener. It widens your horizon and brings you one step further to see what freedom really is.

Ok , let's start with this. Sex Museum. I don't know if anyone still remember the 1st sex museum i mentioned in Prague last year. This is the 3rd i have visited so far. I visited another one during my trip to London called "Amora".

Well , honestly speaking , there's nothing much of an hoo-haa about it. Ya , its a sex museum. So expect everything to be related to sex. If the sex museum in Prague is full of dildos , this one is full of erotic photos from all over the world , different countries , different colours , different styles.

Nevertheless , i shall put up some more 'interesting' ph0tos...

Ancient chinese sex orgy

toilet seat with male and female genitals

ever try telephone sex?

cake with large boobies

wow , this is more erotic. Not suitable for minor..

Picture enlarged

Penises

Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder...

ever seen one as massive as this?